That Old Black Magic
Jan. 15th, 2008 @ 01:29 pm
|Date:||January 16th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)|| |
Ditto what Heath said about your comments being welcome, sweetie. Always.
But don't believe for a MINUTE that she didn't pick that last name on purpose! OMG, Heath freakin' KILLED Sean!
And *I* have the bad rep?
I'm going under the assumption it was in retaliation for Sean FREEKIN' SHOOTING SAMMY!!!!
Do not infringe on my daydream, dammit!
Oh, my Dear God. Please do not tell me that people are still holding it against me because I shot Sam. Er, I mean; that convenience store robbing scumbag shot Sam. It was not my fault. I only wrote it.
Yeah, I'm not really helping my cause here too much am I?
But, Sam's not dead. Sure, he was in a coma. But, he lived to see another day and to fight pregnant women and try to kill his uncle and his brother and to bang a hot little nurse from the local Helltown hospital.
What? Is that not a good enough explanation of why Sam just HAD to get shot. He didn't really have a choice in the matter, now did he?
And, when and if I ever start writing on this puppy again he's about to get his groove on with said hot little nurse.
Feel better now, Darling? I sure do hope so.
Now, what is this daydream of which you speak? And, am *I* infringing on it.
*flutters my pretty little eyelashes at you for help clarifying this situation*
|Date:||January 17th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)|| |
*rolls around on floor laughing*
Word of advice...splurge and hire the lawyer if you EVER have legal troubles rather than trying to defend yourself! I say that as a friend.
Hey! Are you trying to say that my defense skills are lacking and that I'm not at all Matlock-like.
Dang it all! I was so hoping that I was worthy to at least try to defend myself.
Sure. You make fun of me and you're saying it as a friend.
Nice. Very nice. Just so you know, I have a stellar memory. As in I don't forget anything.
That is all.
Here's a little Daddy/Dean icon for you there, Sweetie.
Now, I really do sincerely appreciate your comments to me.
But, what's this nonsense about my last name being used on purpose?
Just so you know, y'all are so mean to me. I literally saw that last name and screamed out loud. Like I said, at least you didn't use my first name. And, the age is all wrong. That little Chickie is way too young compared to me. Thank Goodness. I thought that it was me for about a hot second.
You do have a bad rep, ETG. Gee, I wonder why?
That icon ROCKS MY SOCKS ...
Gotta love it ...
Well, you remember that picture of a young JDM that somebody posted over on the blog once upon a time? Now I can't look at him without thinking to myself that is where Sam and Dean get their good looks from.
I know. I'm silly. What else is new?
And, I meant to add as a PS that I heard that JDM goes starkers in that new movie of his. You hear that, Suk? If you've not seen it yet, you can borrow my defib machine to drag along to the theatre with you. I'll loan it right out. I think that you'll most assuredly need it. I have heard that he has a tiny little booty.*grin* I'd still pay money to see it.
What?! Like y'all wouldn't.
My mom saw that movie, but I was good refrained from asking her about the booty shot. She is unaware of my love for the Winchesters. She did say it was a good movie and she cried.
You mean that your Mom doesn't know of your love of all things Winchester?
I'm shocked. Not really. I can not imagine asking my own Mother about a booty shot. If it was Jared's booty, she'd be smiling and talking about it.
What can I say? The woman has seriously got it bad for the boy. She's hoping for a May-December romance I think.*grin*
*spits water everywhere*
That is the 3rd time today!
*mutters about Snobs and their habit of making me spew liquid on my computer*
*thinks that Heath needs a smaller cup or water or a bib or something*
Three times in one day? That must be some kind of a new record or something.
I'm telling you, after my little tomato juice mishap on Monday I don't so much as look at my glass of water while I'm reading emails or LJ comments or anything else from my fellow SnObs. I don't want to take another chance that I might spew tomato juice into the keyboard or on the screen. That stuff stains you know. My keyboard is still red. It just won't come off no matter what I try.
|Date:||January 16th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)|| |
I heard about the booty shot. But tiny? I'm not even sure what that means! Like miniature? *falls on floor laughing*
Hey, stop falling off of your chair and into the floor laughing.
How about tiny as in not muscular like I'm sure Jared's is? How does that grab you? Better.
No, the man is not a miniature. I just flashed to the Weeble Wobble people. But, they don't have booties at all. So, no.
|Date:||January 17th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)|| |
OK, you used the word grab while we were talking JDM's ass so...I did NOT read for content! hee hee
*whispers in your ear*
Now we're even! LOL
*waits for sparks from your shorted out keyboard to stop*
OK, back to JDM's ass. I'm still not getting the pic here. I tend to think not muscular would equal larger and flabbier. A tight muscular little butt would be more in the tiny category. I think.
*looks at floor in shock*
Is that a gauntlet you just threw down? Are you challenging me to go see this movie? You hussy! *giggle*
Fine! I will! Ha! Sniff.
Now, crap. I just had the most perfect post in response to you and it got eaten.
*tries this again*
LOL! Oh, you couldn't read for content? Welcome to my world. Glad to have you.
Score one for Sean. Yay!
Did you just mention my two favorite words?
*tries not to drool*
Okay, sorry for that little inconvenience. Where was I? Oh, yeah. I was told that he has a "tiny hiney". Take from that what you will. I have not seen his butt.
I still can not believe that you've not seen this movie yet. Your love for him must be waning. What, that blizzard from way back in December still hasn't melted off?*snerk*
I did indeed throw down the gauntlet. I hope that I didn't hit your feet with it.
You need to see this film. Like right now. Go. I'll wait.
Wait. Did you just call me a hussy?
Oh, No! Not the dreaded *sniff*.
*runs away screaming and hides*
|Date:||January 17th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)|| |
*rubs toe and mutters about how you actually DID hit my foot*
OK, you wait here...
Oh, so sorry that I hit your foot.
Oh, wait. There's the sniff again.
No. I'm not sorry.
I'll wait here.
|Date:||January 16th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)|| |
*kisses up your face*
*mutters about people making assumptions JUST becuz you have the word Evil in your name...*
To quote Dean, "I've got moves you've never seen."
Oh, wait. He only says that in my dreams.
Ahem. Anyway, what I meant to say is that I've got icons that you've never seen. What do you think of all of these gals jumping on the John train? Is there room on there for more chicks or do you just want to push all of us off?
"With a Name Like The Evil Torture Goddess, You Have to Be Good".
My apologies to JM Smucker and Sons for so blatantly ripping off their classic commercial. It just had to be done, though.
|Date:||January 17th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)|| |
The John train? *dies laughing*
Sluts. Every last one of 'em. Sniff. *kicks them all off quite gleefully*
Niiiice ripoff of a famous slogan! *is flattered*
Yeah, the John train. You are the conductor of said train? Are you not?
Oh, you liked my ripoff of the Smuckers slogan? Yay for that!
*pats self on back*